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awesomelies ([personal profile] awesomelies) wrote2010-07-21 12:27 pm

Jealousy

The day I get to pen a news story which begins "A gay man, who took a huge dose of LSD and injured his roommate by hitting him over the head with a 12-inch glass penis after setting his house on fire while nude...", I can retire from journalism in the knowledge I'll never write a better intro par.

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